A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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You're a big fat monkey.

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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Anti Joke

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