knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

It was a beautiful day. Face.

ewrg

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

WILLYS

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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