- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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