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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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Why'd the bird in Ohio fall out of its nest? There was a squirrel that was eaten by a large eagle. The eagle then flew to Ohio and died. Then, a large dog grabbed the Eagles corpse and brought it to his owner. The owner then decided to have it for dinner. Inside the eagle, he found the squirrels bones. He put the bones in a catapult, and sent them flying. The bones hit a car and the car slipped off the road and into a river. Then, a whale put the car on its back and swam to the shore. At the shore, the whale got stranded and sadly died. Crabs surrounded the whale and ate it. One crab then ran away and up a tree. It found a stapler and a rubber dinosaur mask and gave it to a chipmunk. The chipmunk climbed up the tree, stapled nuts into the birds eyes and stapled the rubber dinosaur mask to its face, the bird got scared, and then all of the sudden the chipmunk stapled itself to the birds back. The birds family then came and shoved the two out of the tree because they hated chipmunks, and their son Timmy the bird was a disappointment. The bird and the chipmunk fell and died. That is why the bird fell.

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http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2008/04/Deer_mating2.jpg

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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