Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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