- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

You sick fiend

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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