- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to know what alzheimers was

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

A van drives into a car.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

You and your parents are going to die today

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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