- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

You had better thumbs up this post.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Hi.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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