- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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