- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

You know what's natural? Bears.

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