- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Knock, Knock Come in

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What's long and black The unemployment line

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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