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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

knock knock? come in

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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