roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

123 f*ck off

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

SHUT UP JP

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

poop.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Anti Joke

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