- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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