- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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