what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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Who is John Galt?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

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