- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Women's rights.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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