What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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