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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Bitch

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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