No your aunties a joke

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

black people

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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