The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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