- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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