What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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Who is John Galt?

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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