Can I ask you a question? You just did

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

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Obama

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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