- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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