- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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