why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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Poop...

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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