- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What's 9+10? 19.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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