- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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