whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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PENIS

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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cool

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I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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