Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

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My lady, that is the backside of trust, I have decided to trust you, how am I supposed to feel about the fact that I believe to the point where I know that you mean everything you are saying? And that if you had any interest in backstabbing me, I would be risking my life, wife and friends. Do you not get trust? If you keep thinking like that, tomorrow you could be suspecting the mailman for being a spy, I can, and could tell you that I will cut ties with my employees, but then I would have you not only to believe me, but to support me financially, I do not need much, in fact, I need you to trust me, and if you do not trust me, what does it matter if I quit? You could accuse me for typing books that alter the mind (all books do), you could accuse me of having killed Nero and taken over... The point is, if you cannot trust me, then I cannot help you with what you ask, and if that is a requirement for our friendship to persist, then you are not looking for a friend, but for a employee.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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