- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

PENIS :)

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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