Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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