why did the black guy die? cancer

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Gay republicans

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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