poopy is poopy

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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