- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

The duck didn't cross the road.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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