- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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