- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

How high is the sky? True or False

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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