- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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