- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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