What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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A man walked into a bar owch

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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david what a baghead

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

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A local police officer pulls up to tell you something. Listen carefully: Three zebras have been spotted crossing the Mexican border. He goes into his truck, pulls out a can of marbles, peanut butter, seven velcro straps and a rhino horn covered in glitter. Your mission is simple: Kill the zebras using your equipment. You will be rewarded if you have enough peanut butter to make a sandwich after. Go now... Get it done.

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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