What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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