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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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