- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Justin beiber..

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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