- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

One time at band camp.............that's it........

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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