What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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