- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

why am I writing this...im bored

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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