What is a Zebra? Zebras (/?z?br?/ zeb-r? or /?zi?br?/ zee-br?)[1] are several species of African equids (horse family) united by their distinctive black and white stripes. Their stripes come in different patterns, unique to each individual. They are generally social animals that live in small harems to large herds. Unlike their closest relatives, horses and donkeys, zebras have never been truly domesticated.

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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I'm rick james bitch

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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