- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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