Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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