A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Knock knock. Get out!!

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

A mormon walks into a bar.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

the midget went to the midget store

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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