What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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You were born.

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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A car walks into a bar.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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im @ work, LOL.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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