- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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