- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

your mom.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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