- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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