what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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