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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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