What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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