- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

Hail Hitler

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

what are you mike bibby?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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