- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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