What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Julian Ha.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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Anti Joke

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