Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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