- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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