What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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