Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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