- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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