jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

What's your guys names?

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Cripples are lame.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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