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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

A penis walks into a bar..

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Pickles are moist.

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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