- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

your mama's so fat... that's it

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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