- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

eoin burgin is fat

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

PENIS that is all

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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