- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Where's my tractor?

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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