- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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