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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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