Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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