Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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eh

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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