- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Knock, Knock Come in

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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