- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Justin's life

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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