Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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What does? 42

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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baloney sandwich

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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