What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

so...um, yeah

Justin Bieber

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

hashtags suck balls

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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