- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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