Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

thumb_up thumb_down -11

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

thumb_up thumb_down -11

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

thumb_up thumb_down -11

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did the fish say after he

thumb_up thumb_down -11

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops