- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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