Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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Bob Saget

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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What is my name? I dont know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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