- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

whats brown and sticky? Doody

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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