Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Anyone can post anything.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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An Asian with a big dick.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

knock knock come in !

SEX

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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