Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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one of the idiot

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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whats 7+4? 74

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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