roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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