- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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