A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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the WNBA.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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Stephen Hawking

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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there was once a jew

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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