What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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read this sentence again.

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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