- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

You know whats better than 24? 25

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

The Blonde walked into a wall.

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