- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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