what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

A dyslexic blind man

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

H o m o comes out as homo

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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