- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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