- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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