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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Guest what in the butt

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

what do you call a black guy african american

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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