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It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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