- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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