A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Worms don't like apples.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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Anti Joke

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