Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Womens rights.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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