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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

identical jokes get different votes.

What's the difference between a duck?

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

What happened to my sunglasses?

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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