- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Horse.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Why did? Yes

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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