- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Click here to end the world.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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