Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

Little Jimmy's mommy loved to see the smile on her only son's face as he ate her homemade cookies. Due to lack of medical knowledge at the time, Little Jimmy contracted diabetes and died before he turned 30. Unmarried and childless, he was diligently working on his doctorate thesis on Astrophysics. His death marked the end of his family line.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

Students, please find the surface integral.

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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