- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What's funnier than 24? 25

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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