- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm homeless.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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Why is the ground wet It rained

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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