3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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