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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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