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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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