- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

someone jumped off a bridge he died

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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