- Anti Joke

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GASP! X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." runs

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Drew Knowles is gay

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Drew Knowles is gay

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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