- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

A baby seal walks into a club.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

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