- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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