- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Boxing on Boxing Day

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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