A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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