Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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