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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

osama bin laden is dead

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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