A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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A Mormon walks into a bar

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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Make me famous

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alex is cool

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