Knock Knock Who's there? Kelly Oh hi Kelly! Long time no see! I know! I've been my working fingers to the bone ever since I got that promotion and I barely have any free time! That must be tough. It is but it pays bills! Being a mother of three isn't a task for the faint of heart. Now Kelly,I was wondering how you thought of the remodeled kitchen....

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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A paralysed man falls over.

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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