Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

A women left the kitchen.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

Matthew Wyckoff

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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