- Anti Joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

I enjoy Popcorn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Ask me if im a tree? No

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

How does a printer work? You plug it in.