- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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