- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

I used to know what alzheimers was

Please don't shoot me

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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