- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Knock knock It's open, come in

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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