Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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Anti Joke

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