What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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A midget walked under a bar.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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