- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Andoni was here

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

hey hey apple

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

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