- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

In soviet Russia...things are different

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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