- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Who is John Galt?

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

knock knock!? . . No.

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