- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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