- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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