George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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