Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

mikey is cute

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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