whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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