- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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