Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

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A man and his young child walk into a clinic to get physical check-up. The man learns from the physicist he doesn't mater. His wife remarries and start having frequent sex and the child is scarred for life. This is irrelevant because both parents don't exist and this is all a constant delusion in an psychiatric hospital.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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