What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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