Albino African Americans

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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whats funnier than 24? 25

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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whats up and also down? your mum

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Anti Joke

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