- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Cancer.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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