- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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