A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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Your sex life.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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