- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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