- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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