- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Yo mama so fat.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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