- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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